What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 10:44

Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Orton advances in the King of the Ring after the Paul Heyman Guys screw LA Knight - Cageside Seats
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun